Archives for "July, 2004"

.: 12″ Powerbook equipped with:

60GB Ultra ATA Drive @ 4200RPM

DVD-ROM/CD-RW

512MB DDR333 SDRAM

Airport Extreme Card

iLife and other software

.: iPod 20GB w/Click Wheel (that’s right, I have the 4th generation iPod) with free personalization
.: iPod w/Click Wheel Dock

Lunch break, browsing through the local paper (San Jose Mercury) and found two articles that piqued my interest:
Google sets share price range of $108 to $135 and Latest version of Musicmatch is a worthy iTunes competitor.
First, “Bourne Supremacy” kicked the crap outta “Catwoman” opening with $50M while Catwoman only coughed up $17M.
Second, I [...]

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; He decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.
They’re all lined up, and God asks the first one what the [...]

Ming, on preparing for his ADES final…
Ming: i talked to burchett earlier
Ming: and i ran with him yesterday
Ming: which means i gave him a blowjob
Ming: which is way more than kissing ass
Ming: :-D

I’d like to officially announce that the subprofile (powered by subprofile.com) is dead. Gone. Ceased to exist. And whatever else you’d like to call it.
Just remember, that this is *not* a real blog. I don’t know how it isn’t, but I say it isn’t.

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You [...]

Forwarded from a friend
Dear ,
I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Right. As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make the final cut. I will, however, keep your name on file [...]