I don’t know why, but I just bought a Swarovski Crystal cell phone cover for my Motorola V600. It’s $80 worth for me to look like Paris Hilton. I admit, I feel really stupid and silly for doing it, but it’s so awesome!! It freaking sparkles under the light and it just looks *so* money. I know I’m gonna get made fun of for it too, but oh well, at least I’m bling bling.
Who would have thought that Rose-Hulman would be such a fun place to get drunk?? Watch the video and find out..
[edit] I’ve got the video somewhere on the server…but I need to find it…oh i know where it is…it’s on my computer at home :)
Spotted on I-70 heading W on the back of a semi:
Be a flirt
Lift up your shirt
Don’t be shy
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that’s it, no other excuses whatsoever!”
A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, “What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?”
The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, “Well, I guess you’d have to write the exam with your other hand.”