Archives for "October, 2005"

Courtesy of the one-and-only Pat Roby…
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident”
“OH DEAR GOD NO!!!” George W. Bush exclaims. “That’s terrible!!” His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. [...]

One day I was hella depressed at work. Like I think I was just having a bad day. Well we normally have the radio on at work for our interviewees, and as I’m talking to Pat online, all of a sudden, I hear Gorillaz’s new single. I mean, I had heard the [...]

No, surprisingly, I didn’t participate in the free photo iPod scheme, but I am very tempted to do the free xbox 360 scheme. The only problem is, there’s two versions of the 360 xbox–one fully loaded with ethernet connection, HD, etc etc, and the other not-so-fully loaded. I’m guessing they’re giving out the [...]

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Little boy blue!
Little boy blue who?
MICHAEL JACKSON!

So, I have this thing where I get really confused on what time I need to get up when I go to bed extra early. Normally I’m passed out by midnight, but on those certain days when I fall asleep by 9:30, I have this thing where if I wake up in the middle [...]

Yeah, I’m gonna rub it in. I’m going to Puerto Rico next weekend!! By my stroke of luck, Randy decided to ask me to go owner’s R&R Weekend in San Juan. Unfortunately the only thing I need to pay for is my $530 ticket, which really isn’t all that expensive considering I [...]

CAD – 10/17/2005 

So we all know Harry Potter and Hogwart’s and Shyamalan’s The Village, right? Well last night, I had this crazy ass dream that started like one, and ended as the other. If we liken the four houses of Hogwarts (Slytherin, Griffindor, etc) to the fraternity houses at Rose…well yeah, I was at “my [...]

I really can’t stand how Apple rolls out a new version of iPod every 3 months. I know this is just a personal issue, becuase I’m one of those people who wants to have the latest-and-greatest in everything. I agree that this is a smart move for Apple, because if they slow down [...]

Thanks to DP and is AIM profile, I found some…interesting (?) information.
mer·kin (mûrkn)
n.
&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp A pubic wig for women.
According to Wikipedia, “a merkin (first use, according to the OED, 1617) is reported to be a pubic wig, worn by prostitutes after shaving their genitalia to eliminate lice or to disguise the marks [...]