Only in Indiana

SOUTH BEND, IND. — Thieves are stealing oven doors, repackaging them in Wal-Mart boxes and selling them on the street as flat screen TVs. The asking price — which includes a power cord and remote control — is $500, although the crooks can reportedly be haggled down to $250. “If you’re going to buy something from someone, make sure you open it up first,” advised Leann Day, whose boyfriend brought home an oven door for the living room. “Especially if you’re not buying it from the store.”

Thanks Leann, let’s just hope the rest of the human population isn’t as dumb as your boyfriend.