Archives for "April, 2007"

Attention, techno-weenies! Stop littering the info highway. Please don’t call a grammatical time-out when you log on. English is English, whether it comes over the phone, via the Postal Service (excuse me, “snail mail”), or on the Internet.
Let’s clean up cyberspace, troops. You wouldn’t use pls for please, yr for your, or thanx for [...]

DEMOCRATIC: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful.
REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So?
SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his [...]

I’ve only been in D.C. for about a year, but I’ve already figured out that by this time next year, I’ll be in California with my own condo (maybe), a puppy, and a new job. Yeah, I came to this realization about two weeks ago when I was looking for a new place to [...]

Engadget says it all.