June 8th, 2008WWDC 2008!

http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/09/steve-jobs-keynote-live-from-wwdc-2008/

…and I’m playing outdoor soccer at 4:15pm, with possibly one-man down…

Yesterday, news hit the internet that a man was halted at Terminal 5 in London’s Heathrow Airport because he was wearing a Transformers tee with Optimus Prime holding a very, very big gun.

Of course, Register was kind enough to alert travelers of consequences if one tried to argue his way out of changing shirts:

Airport Security

As you can see, T5 security has moved with lightning speed to neutralise the possible threat, deploying armed apparel suppression units, dog teams and back-up vehicles manned by hardened police vets of the Met’s elite “Battling Streatham Clotheshorse” unit.

Sadly, in their enthusiasm to keep cartoon weapons firmly grounded, officers have failed to notice two members of al-Qaeda, cunningly disguised as pirates, who are about to load a container of weapons-grade plutonium onto a flight to Iran.

They’re also blissfully unaware that the real Optimus Prime, having just been told by British Airways that his luggage has gone awol, has decided to scrap his planned weekend break in the Seychelles and vent his anger at T5’s state-of-the-art baggage handling system by reducing the whole of Heathrow to smouldering rubble.


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